Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with random mishaps.
Episodes
Season 2 - Episodes
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S02E01Who's Your Daddy?
Aired: 2 Oct. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge runs into his aunt at the store and finds out that Benny has been lying to him for over 30 years and that his father is alive and is living in California.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E02Token of Unappreciation
Aired: 9 Oct. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge quickly learns the meaning of company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives. Meanwhile, Carmen has to choose whether she wants to keep her best friend Toby or be part of the in-crowd.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E03The Show Dyslexic
Aired: 16 Oct. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it as well. Meanwhile, Ernie leaves home and moves in with George and Angie and takes on the job of minding his girlfriends kids while she enjoys life.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E04Halloween Cheer
Aired: 23 Oct. 2002
Show details expand_moreAs George gets ready for Halloween, Carmen falls into a depression after her best friend, Toby, moves away. After George 'letting Carmen find her own way' doesn't work, Angie gets her on the cheerleader team so she can make new fr...
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E05The Unnatural
Aired: 30 Oct. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge pushes Max to be better in baseball for his team's upcoming game; but in the process, Max accidentally ruins George's Steve Garvey autographed baseball.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E06No Free Launch
Aired: 6 Nov. 2002
Show details expand_moreAmy, the new PTA secretary, is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch in Florida. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when Max fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between George and the adults.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E07The Wedding Dance
Aired: 13 Nov. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge and Angie never had a dance at their wedding so Angie prepares to have one now; except to calm her nerves before the dance, she has a few too many drinks and can't remember it the next morning.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E08Love Bites
Aired: 20 Nov. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge and Angie worry Carmen's going to have sex with a boy from school after her breasts fill in and she comes home with a hickey.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Luis Armand Garcia
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Luis Armand Garcia
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E09Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
Aired: 27 Nov. 2002
Show details expand_moreGeorge thinks he's found his real father when he meets one of Benny's coworkers that she supposedly slept with 35 years ago.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E10Charity
Aired: 4 Dec. 2002
Show details expand_moreAngie turns the house upside down when she takes on too many charities.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E11Meet the Cuban Parents
Aired: 11 Dec. 2002
Show details expand_moreWhen Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, visit for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family without their help and battles with Vic for the best Christmas.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E12This Old Casa
Aired: 8 Jan. 2003
Show details expand_moreBenny's bathroom is falling apart and Angie tries to convince George if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Lee Shallat Chemel
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E13Super Bowl
Aired: 15 Jan. 2003
Show details expand_moreThe Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe-but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Amanda Bearse
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Amanda Bearse
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E14The Valentine's Day Massacre
Aired: 5 Feb. 2003
Show details expand_moreGeorge and Angie confront the lies that began their relationship.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E15Girl Fight
Aired: 12 Feb. 2003
Show details expand_moreAfter Carmen breaks up with her boyfriend Adam, he spreads nasty rumors about her around school. With Carmen's reputation jeopardized, George and Angie step in to repair the damage. But the school counselor is a haunting figure from George's past who will not right the wrong - prompting Carmen to takes matters into her own hands.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E16George vs. George
Aired: 26 Feb. 2003
Show details expand_moreWhen Carmen gets into private school, George and Angie decide to take out a loan to pay for the tuition. But a bad credit report finds George in poor financial shape. Thinking that someone has stolen his identity, George tracks down another George Lopez. But when the two men meet, they learn that they share more than a name; their social-security numbers and birth certificates are identical. Oh, and they have one more thing in common - their father.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E17A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Aired: 5 Mar. 2003
Show details expand_moreAs a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good man, Gloria makes an inappropriate advance towards George-which Max witnesses.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E18Profiles in Courage
Aired: 12 Mar. 2003
Show details expand_moreThe airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker. George must decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical. Meanwhile, Max acquired "a wife" - his friend Allison.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Andrew Tsao
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Andrew Tsao
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E19Secrets and Lies
Aired: 26 Mar. 2003
Show details expand_moreBenny tries to turn a stumble at work into a huge a workman's compensation claim.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E20Girls Night Out
Aired: 2 Apr. 2003
Show details expand_moreAngie invites Marisol to stay with them when her ex-boyfriend Junior harasses her at work. But she and George both come to regret that decision when Marisol and Carmen sneak out to confront Junior.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Luis Armand Garcia
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Luis Armand Garcia
Director(s): Barnet Kellman
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E21I Only Have Eyes for You
Aired: 23 Apr. 2003
Show details expand_moreWhen George over-reacts to an incident between Max and Carmen he is forced to re-evaluate his relationship with his daughter.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Valente Rodriguez
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Valente Rodriguez
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E22Team Leader
Aired: 30 Apr. 2003
Show details expand_moreGeorge embellishes on Ernie's work record to keep him from getting fired, and instead Ernie is elected the new team leader. Ernie's confident he can get the job done but George is stuck doing both their work.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E23George Has Two Mommies
Aired: 7 May 2003
Show details expand_moreMax and Ricky set off a bottle rocket and accidentally burn down the garage, which had $17,000 of Angie's beauty supplies in it. George can't get a loan so Benny calls up Manny's new wife for help.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): Joe Regalbuto
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
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S02E24Long Time No See
Aired: 14 May 2003
Show details expand_moreWhen George's father Manny sends him a check for $20,000 to pay off his debt, George and the family take a trip out to Phoenix to meet his father for the first time in 36 years however he punches him and storms out.
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden
Stars: George Lopez, Constance Marie, Masiela Lusha
Director(s): John Pasquin
Writer(s): Bruce Helford, George Lopez, Robert Borden










































