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A young African-American teen attempts to survive with his dysfunctional family and his all-white school in the 1980s.
Episodes
Season 1 - Episodes
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S01E01Everybody Hates the Pilot
Aired: 22 Sep. 2005
Show details expand_moreChris and his family move to Bed-Stuy and Chris attends a predominantly white middle school where he meets his new friend, Greg and ends up in the crosshairs of the school bully, Joey Caruso.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Reginald Hudlin
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Reginald Hudlin
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
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S01E02Everybody Hates Keisha
Aired: 29 Sep. 2005
Show details expand_moreChris has a crush on Keisha, the girl next door and when Rochelle asks Keisha to help Drew with his math, Chris makes his move to impress her, but is heartbroken when he catches Drew kissing Keisha. Julius finds himself in an uncomfortable position when he suddenly becomes attracted to Keisha's mom, Sheila. Also, when the school principal orders Caruso to stay away from Chris, Greg sticks close to him.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kriss Turner
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kriss Turner
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S01E03Everybody Hates Basketball
Aired: 6 Oct. 2005
Show details expand_moreThe school basketball coach recruits Chris for the basketball team, but there's one problem: he doesn't know how to play. But a bad grade on a pop quiz could kick him off the team. Meanwhile, Rochelle has her suspicions about a new tenant in their building.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
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S01E04Everybody Hates Sausage
Aired: 13 Oct. 2005
Show details expand_moreWhen Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the her and Rochelle. While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumor goes round about him beating up the school bully, Joey.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
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S01E05Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Aired: 20 Oct. 2005
Show details expand_moreDespite his parents' warnings, Chris lends his bike to a kid who disappears with it; While Julius is on strike, he proves to be a better housekeeper than Rochelle which makes her very angry.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Craig DiGregorio
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Craig DiGregorio
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S01E06Everybody Hates Halloween
Aired: 27 Oct. 2005
Show details expand_moreIn order to impress a girl Chris goes to an adult party where the girl will be. With some urging from his friend he decides to go as the eccentric singer Prince.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes
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S01E07Everybody Hates the Babysitter
Aired: 3 Nov. 2005
Show details expand_moreWhen Rochelle and Julius go out for the night, they hire a sitter to look after Chris, Drew, and Tonya. But the babysitter keeps leaving the house and Chris covers for her. Julius and Rochelle's night-out is anything but romantic when the restaurant gets robbed.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Ken Whittingham
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Ken Whittingham
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
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S01E08Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Aired: 10 Nov. 2005
Show details expand_moreChris spends all day at the laundromat while watching his younger brother and sister. His parents try to get a good deal on a new TV.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Gina Prince-Bythewood
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kriss Turner
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Gina Prince-Bythewood
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kriss Turner
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S01E09Everybody Hates Food Stamps
Aired: 17 Nov. 2005
Show details expand_moreJulius finds $200 worth of food stamps but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them; Chris and Greg have a big argument over their science project.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi
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S01E10Everybody Hates Greg
Aired: 24 Nov. 2005
Show details expand_moreToyna keeps getting Chris into trouble and Chris is sick of it, so he decides to hang out at Greg's house without permission from either of their parents. When Greg's father comes home and Chris finds out Greg isn't allowed to have anyone over when his dad's not home, Chris hides in the closet to avoid getting into trouble.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Howard Gewirtz
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Howard Gewirtz
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S01E11Everybody Hates Christmas
Aired: 15 Dec. 2005
Show details expand_moreRochelle and Julius don't have enough money to get Chris his new Walkman that he wants for Christmas. Drew tells Toyna the truth about Santa Claus, which makes Tonya question about other things her mom and dad told her.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Dennie Gordon
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Dennie Gordon
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
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S01E12Everybody Hates a Part Time Job
Aired: 6 Jan. 2006
Show details expand_moreIn order to get a new leather jacket, Chris goes to work with Julius. When Drew and Tonya's school is shut down because of lead paint poisoning, the two play a game of "I Dare You" which gets out of hand when Toyna ends up in the ...
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Tamra Davis
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Tamra Davis
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
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S01E13Everybody Hates Picture Day
Aired: 2 Feb. 2006
Show details expand_moreChris gets a new outfit for school picture day, but Caruso ends up stealing it. Drew hides Toyna's shoe when she breaks his toy. Rochelle sells make-up at home to make some extra money.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Linda Mendoza
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kevin Garnett
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Linda Mendoza
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Kevin Garnett
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S01E14Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Aired: 9 Feb. 2006
Show details expand_moreChris gets a bunch of "I hate you" cards from Caruso and also develops a crush on a girl named Tangee on his bus ride. Tonya reveals that she has a boyfriend which surprises Julius, and Drew gets a bunch of Valentines' cards from ...
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Millicent Shelton
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Lance Crouther
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Millicent Shelton
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Lance Crouther
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S01E15Everybody Hates the Lottery
Aired: 16 Feb. 2006
Show details expand_moreJulius and Rochelle struggle to give up the things they like: chocolate turtles and lottery tickets. Meanwhile, Chris claims to be a pro at "Asteroids", but when he hears that someone beat his score, it's up to him to defend his t...
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Malcolm D. Lee
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Malcolm D. Lee
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes
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S01E16Everybody Hates the Gout
Aired: 2 Mar. 2006
Show details expand_moreChris gets an "F" on his report card and tries to figure out a way to change his grade before his parents find out. When Julius is sick with the gout, he starts watching The Young and the Restless.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aeysha Carr
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aeysha Carr
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S01E17Everybody Hates Funerals
Aired: 23 Mar. 2006
Show details expand_moreWhen Rochelle's dad, Gene unexpectedly dies during a family dinner, Rochelle starts acting less than normal and Chris is shocked to see his mother not acting like herself.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Matt Shakman
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Matt Shakman
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Alyson Fouse
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S01E18Everybody Hates Corleone
Aired: 13 Apr. 2006
Show details expand_moreSick of the constant bullying from Caruso, Chris attempts to get kicked out of Corleone. Meanwhile, Julius' smelly new job may drive the family away.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Chris Rock
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Felicia D. Henderson
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Chris Rock
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Felicia D. Henderson
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S01E19Everybody Hates Drew
Aired: 20 Apr. 2006
Show details expand_moreFed up with Drew being the best at everything, Chris decides to take up karate. But when the two brothers challenge each other, Chris ends up breaking Drew's hand. Meanwhile, Toyna gets a lesson in gossip at the beauty salon.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jerry Levine
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Aron Abrams
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S01E20Everybody Hates Playboy
Aired: 27 Apr. 2006
Show details expand_moreChris finds a Playboy magazine in Julius' toolbox and takes it to school, but the assistant principal confiscates it, Chris attempts to get it back. Julius is surprised when he finds out that Rochelle has money stashed in their room. Toyna teases Drew because of his fear of spiders.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Chuck Sklar
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Chuck Sklar
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S01E21Everybody Hates Jail
Aired: 4 May 2006
Show details expand_moreChris has to sell cookies in order to go on a field trip to Washington D.C. Meanwhile Julius and Rochelle had tickets for Dreamgirls but Drew and Tonya get sick.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jeff Melman
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Andrew Orenstein
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Jeff Melman
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Andrew Orenstein
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S01E22Everybody Hates Father's Day
Aired: 28 May 2006
Show details expand_moreChris tries to find a gift for Julius for Father's Day, but all Julius wants is a day to himself.
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Ali LeRoi
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes
Stars: Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond
Director(s): Ali LeRoi
Writer(s): Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi, Rodney Barnes










































