Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate, to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage by giving the boy the benefit of wisdom not to ever marry and become like him and millions of other long-suffering married men: losers. Meanwhile, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a face-full of bug spray which causes her to start behaving very strangely.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse
Director(s): Sam W. Orender
Writer(s): Katherine Green, Michael G. Moye, Ron Leavitt