When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Glenn Eichler, Peter Gaffney, Ron Leavitt