After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking Susan, or any girl that will date him. So, Bud resorts to getting a life-sized mannequin to pose as his date for the evening. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention called "Shoe Lights", but they're pretty pathetic - he just takes the headlights and battery out of the car and straps them onto Kelly's shoes.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison
Director(s): Gerry Cohen
Writer(s): Sara Finney-Johnson, Vida Spears, Ron Leavitt