Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered despite being threatened with lawsuits from numerous neighbors regarding Buck's "nocturnal carnal activities" resulting in "stupid, ugly puppies" from their dogs. Reacting to pressure from Peggy and a bizarre dream he has involving Buck becoming upright and articulate, Al makes a decision.
Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison
Director(s): Linda Day
Writer(s): Michael G. Moye, Ron Leavitt, Sandy Sprung